What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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