I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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