Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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