Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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