I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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