Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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