At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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