did you get engaged???
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just found a bag of teeth...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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