Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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