She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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