I like to think it a success when the cops are called
her vagine was all disorganized.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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