Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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