I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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