Can i not drive my cunt home
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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