i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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