last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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