so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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