My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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