Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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