I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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