I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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