Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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