found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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