Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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