So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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