i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I need moral support for this bender
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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