I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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