Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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