I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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