fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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