I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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