just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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