Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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