scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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