i was born a porn star she said
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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