you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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