Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
