Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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