some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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