Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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