i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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