its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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