He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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