Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Randomize
