And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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