last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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