Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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