is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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