you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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