you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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