Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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