As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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