You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
they're like a gay fantastic four
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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